[elli1]

School cancels prom 'orgy'

Not exactly. Now, the orgy can start earlier because the prom has been canceled.

[longtermmemmory]

Now mom and dad are 100% responsible for facilitating the aftermath.

The school is no longer an excuse for parents to excuse their offspring reveling in recreational sex. (or for mom and dad to live vicariously)

[Marie]

Not exactly. Now, the orgy can start earlier because the prom has been canceled.

My *giirllll* robot. Huh! huh-huh! Huh, huh-huh-huh-huh!

*sigh* This is gonna be the best prom *ever*!