[Lazamataz]

When you decide on a name for your soon to be acquired country, please advise. I will make the appropriate changes on the bank bag Diplomatic Pouch.

It will be named Hutchi Kutchi.

Because, then, when I am violently overthrown, newspapers across the world will proclaim:

Hutchi Kutchi Coup!!!!

[cjshapi]

You are sick. Demented. Nuts. A bloomin' genius!