My recent employment history includes light delivery and caring for large quantities of dogs. I don't see where you have a K-9 unit, so I would like to be a Diplomatic Courier.
I don't have to money to get to Buffalo, so I probably would need to do my Diplomatic Couriering in the Houston metro area. I have several good ballpoint pens, a zippered bank bag and paper clips.
References available upon request.
Yer hired. I can only afford $5.32 a week, however, I might bump it a little because you'll be bringing a vast arsenal to this effort. :o)