My friend sent this one:
Feminists Don't Buy Dolls
American girl dolls,
I just learned that your company subsidizes abortion and lesbianism.
My wife has purchased two of your overpriced dolls for our daughter. (Kit and someone else.) We are pro-life. Never again. Good luck marketing your dolls to feminists who have aborted their daughters.
Yours Truly,
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excllent response from your friend!