Texas has NO income tax!
Texas strongly supports gun rights!
And Texas has the most beautiful women in the world.
For those who dispute the last item, I would point out that two out of three isn't bad.
Noone who has been here can dispute that- this state is just crawling with beautiful women.
Here's something I found interesting- not long ago, I was undergoing physical therapy with a very nice lady from Kentucky. She was instructing a young lady from Kansas about my particular problem. They got to talking about moving to this area when Melinda, my therapist, asked the other lady- "Have you gotten used to people opening doors for you yet?".
I was more than a little bit shocked by that question, so I asked- and they both assured me that men did *not* open doors for ladies in either Kansas or Kentucky!
She also asked her if anyone had told her they were "stove up" yet :) I got a good laugh out of the facial expression on that one. And, yes, I was stove up (or almost), but my wonderful Kentucky born therapist fixed me up! (of course, she's also very attractive- this explains why she ended up in Texas :)