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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: groanup

Californians did not belive me when I told 'em Dom DeLouise did not do Marvin Zindler justice.


281 posted on 10/14/2005 7:57:06 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: decal
Luckenbach:

There only two things in life that make it worth livin'

That's guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

I don't need my name in the marquis lights

I got my song and I got you with me tonight

Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love

Chorus:

Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys

This successful life we're livin' got us fueding like the Hatfield and McCoys

Between Hank Williams pain songs, Newberry's train songs and blue eyes cryin' in the rain

Out in Luckenbach Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain

So baby let's sell your diamond ring

Buy some boots and faded jeans and go away

This coat and tie is choking me

In your high socitey you cry all day

We've been so busy keepin' up with the Jones

Four car garage and we're still building on

Maby it's time we got back to the basics of love

Chorus:

Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys

This successful life we're livin' got us fueding like the Hatfield and McCoys

Between Hank Williams pain songs, Newberry's train songs and blue eyes cryin' in the rain

Out in Luckenbach Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain

Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys

This successful life we're livin' got us fueding like the Hatfield and McCoys

Between Hank Williams pain songs, Newberry's train songs and blue eyes cryin' in the rain

Out in Luckenbach Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain

282 posted on 10/14/2005 7:57:55 PM PDT by groanup (shred for Ian)
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To: phatoldphart

Because you eat Nopalitos or are diabetic? (either makes you an honorary Hispanic)
But, seriously, if you are diabetic, you should try to incorporate nopalitos and cinnamon (though not in the same dish) into almost every meal (though they are an acquired taste).


283 posted on 10/14/2005 7:58:04 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: Fiddlstix
Yep. Love nopalitos. We have them with eggs for breakfast.... Great food...... (I'm also fond of pollo con calavasa)

SPOOKY. There is the distinct possibility that we are kin in some way. I LOVE nopalitos with eggs. Also, I've had my BELLYFULL of calavisita con pollo this summer. Bunelos on New Years?

284 posted on 10/14/2005 8:00:17 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: hispanarepublicana
Bunelos on New Years?

Seguro que Si

Real Tamales for Christmas too.

285 posted on 10/14/2005 8:03:31 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

>No other state has people who are as proud of where they're from as we are, why is that?

Post 138 says it all.


286 posted on 10/14/2005 8:03:45 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: longhorn too

My relatives are all along Lake Cherokee, where my wife and I will probably move a few years from now. You just cannot beat the low crime rate compared to the cities too!


287 posted on 10/14/2005 8:03:53 PM PDT by Windsong (FighterPilot)
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To: phatoldphart
Texas is NASA.

Not my first thought when I think of NASA, but most of the others seem pretty much correct.
289 posted on 10/14/2005 8:05:24 PM PDT by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To: hispanarepublicana

need recipe please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


290 posted on 10/14/2005 8:05:30 PM PDT by epaul
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To: 11Bush

I can't make a personal recommendation. We didn't stop, just saw the sign.


291 posted on 10/14/2005 8:06:21 PM PDT by kalee
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To: Fiddlstix
Seguro que Si

Con chocolate' y canela caliente'? (We've given it up on New Years for champagne. Probably would if we were teetotalers, but when I was a child it was always hot chocolate and bunuelos on New Years).

292 posted on 10/14/2005 8:07:12 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: basil

Snopes.com debunks the Texas flag myth with links to references. Tried to make a link, failed, cut and paste broken too. Go to Snopes.com and put "Texas Flag" in the search field.


293 posted on 10/14/2005 8:07:26 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: phatoldphart

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TEXAS

You ask me what I like about Texas
I tell you it's the wide open spaces!
It's everything between the Sabine and the Rio Grande.
It's the Llano Estacado,
It's the Brazos and the Colorado;
Spirit of the people down here who share this land!
It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand
It's a quarter for the jukebox, boys,
Play some songs by your favorite Austin Texas band!

You ask me what I like about Texas
It's the big timber roundneck Nacadoches
It's driving El Camino Real into San Antone
It's the Riverwalk and Mi Tierra
Dancing to the Cotton-eyed Joe
It's stories of the Menger Hotel and the Alamo!
(You remember the Alamo!)

It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!
It's a quarter for the jukebox, boys,
Play some songs by your favorite Austin Texas band!

Hey, you ask me what I like about Texas
It's Blue Bonnet and Indian paint brushes
Swimming in the sacred waters of Barton Springs
It's body surfing at Frio
It's Saturday night in Del Rio!
Driving across the border for some cultural exchange!

It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!
It's a quarter for the jukebox, boys,
Play some songs by your favorite Austin Texas band!
It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!
It's a quarter for the jukebox, boys,
Play some songs by your favorite Austin Texas band!
Yee-Hoo! That's what I like about Texas! Yehaw!


294 posted on 10/14/2005 8:08:16 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: epaul

Sorry. That is a family secret. I'd have to kill you.


295 posted on 10/14/2005 8:08:21 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: Texas2step
As does flags from several other states and countries. Hanging with the flag is a banner with a number. The number represents the number of men from that state or country who died defending the Alamo. The flag with the highest number is Tennessee's with 33, I believe. For Davy Crocket and his volunteers.

And I know the number from Maryland is 1. But that doesn't make me any less proud
296 posted on 10/14/2005 8:08:51 PM PDT by Vision (When Hillary Says She's Going To Put The Military On Our Borders...She Becomes Our Next President)
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie

My dad used to play with those guys (ZZ Top) locally in Tx many many yrs before they hit it big. I didnt believe him as a kid until he showed me the pictures in the family's photo album. Just..wow..beyond words :) He wasnt a member of THEIR band, but rather opened for them I think in some nightclubs.


297 posted on 10/14/2005 8:08:51 PM PDT by Windsong (FighterPilot)
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To: hispanarepublicana

diabetic. Missed on the Nopalitos. All I was lookin' for in the valley was tequila ($.10 a shot) or dove.......


298 posted on 10/14/2005 8:09:01 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: groanup

My friend called me one night and asked me to come help identify the critter in her kitchen light fixture. It was a scorpion, albeit a little one. She lives in Norcross GA. She found a couple around her house when they were building on the lots behind her house.
The ones she found were really little though. The exterminator told her they would not be poisonous but it would be like a spider bite if she or her children got stung.


299 posted on 10/14/2005 8:10:26 PM PDT by kalee
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To: basil
Wrong-O. We fly the Lone Star at the same height as the Stars and Stripes. It was written into the agreement that made the Republic of Texas a US state.

Didn't we retain the right to secede in the agreement too? Long time since my TX history.

300 posted on 10/14/2005 8:10:26 PM PDT by Hattie
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