Now that I've praised them, I feel safe telling an old Irish joke of a certain appropriateness.
It seems that Paddy's wife was having her twelfth child one night. The doctor said to him, "Here, Paddy, hold this lantern while I deliver the baby."
After the child was born, a fine baby boy, Paddy, still holding the lantern, turned to the doctor and said, "Doctor. . ."
"Yes?"
"It's about all these children we've had. Do you suppose it's the light that's attracting them?"
LOL!!! I love a good Irish joke! How about this one:
A nun in a Catholic hospital enters the room of a smiling new mother.
"Well, and isn't that a lovely new baby, mum!" she says to the woman cuddling her infant. "Your first, is it?"
"No, Sister, it's our sixth," said the smiling new mother.
"Oh, what a lovely Catholic family!" cooed the nun.
"Oh, no, Sister, we're Protestant," said the new mother.
"Sex fiend!" cried the nun.
That was terrible.....