[js1138]

Here's one for the quote mine.

Back in the fifties when I was in grade school, Christian religion was present in schools I went to. There were murders then, robberies took place and there were bad people among us... I credit Christianity for that.

[PatrickHenry]

Yeah, but this stuff is easy (which is why the creationists do it instead of actual science). Here's one of my favorites -- every word is, more or less, from Scripture:

"Verily I say unto you ... it came to pass that ... both the daughters of Lot were with child by their father ... go and do thou likewise."

Note to abuse-button pushers: the foregoing is a joke.