Nice distraction with the "worshiping your god" routine. I love theatrical history -- I think this particular joke dates from about 1859.
But before anyone wastes any time trying your proposal, why not show us somewhere in the scientific literature where this is predicted by the Theory of Evolution?
If this sort of thing were demonstrated to have happened, it would disprove the Theory of Evolution.
I have an alternate proposal: How about learning something about the theory you're rejecting before you post again?< /holding breath >
And the Keebler Elves! Cough those up, Mr. Guy! I want the Keebler Elves, singing and dancing the Charleston, and baking those little cookies everyone loves! And I want them to do it all on the back of a unicorn! You produce all that, fella, and THEN maybe I'll think about signing up for your theory!