I feel I've adequately answered your question. You don't seem to like my answer. OK.. you win, I simply can't refute your awesome arguments.
When I climb into my cruiser I'm the King of the world, Master of my dominion of doughnuts, everyone who dares stand in my way get's beat down, whether it makes the national news or not.
Are you going to have me thrown into prison with the aids guys?
No, I'm just going to weep quietly for the citizens of your community.
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