[clee1]

I'm a reserve (part-time) police office for my small town.

Because of that, I get the late-night weekend shifts - which means I have the highest DUI apprehension rate, which means I get more than my fair share of sick drunks.

Happily, my unit is a former K9 car: my backseat can be washed out with a hose! :)

[apackof2]

Oh well then thank goodness you don't have to actually touch the backseat!

Your tagline is pretty funny