[Central Scrutiniser]

I have magical powers, I once turned a car into a driveway.

[MineralMan]

"I have magical powers, I once turned a car into a driveway."

Yeah? Well, I was hitchiking one night and got picked up by a witch. We weren't on the road for more than five minutes before she turned into a motel.

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Heck, SC, that's nothing. My dad turned my mom into a cup of tea.

Well, she did SAY, "Stash, make me a cup of tea."

[billbears]

This far into a thread that even mentions witches and not one Python reference? I'm disappointed...

[uglybiker]

Got ya beat! I once turned a car into a ditch!

Another time I turned a car into a cornfield! The beers made it easy!