During the campaign, Mrs. DFU did not want to go out to dinner with me. Every time, I would make a scene about having Heinz ketchup on the table and insisted that the waitress get rid of it. Then, my W Ketchup would be put on the table.
LOL, I was taking mine everywhere. Hubby finally said stop it or we are NOT going out to eat anymore. The waitresses laughed that some looney lady was bringing her own Ketchup. LMAO!
LOL
I almost got dumped by my liberal girlfriend for a similar incident. I didn't have any "W" Ketchup, but I did complain that they had Heinz...I recall saying something like "if you don't have any ketchup NOT made by a commie skank then I'll just have vinegar..." but the vinegar was also Heinz...