Slight correction needed:
If you're a protestant, get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church. If you're a Catholic, get a Douay or King James + Apocrypha and find a parish that's not corrupted by the left. get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church.
Don flame suit.
It's:
If you're a protestant get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church. If you're a Catholic become Catholic, then along with the other Catholics get a Douay or King James + Apocrypha and find a parish that's not corrupted by the left.
ROTFL! Nice post!