[P-Marlowe]

If you're a protestant, get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church. If you're a Catholic, get a Douay or King James + Apocrypha and find a parish that's not corrupted by the left.

Slight correction needed:

If you're a protestant, get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church. If you're a Catholic, get a Douay or King James + Apocrypha and find a parish that's not corrupted by the left. get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church.

Don flame suit.

[ArrogantBustard]

No, you've got that totally wrong.

It's:

If you're a protestant get a King James and get yourself into a Presbyterian Church of America, Missouri Synod Lutheran, or (non-American Baptist Convention) Baptist church. If you're a Catholic become Catholic, then along with the other Catholics get a Douay or King James + Apocrypha and find a parish that's not corrupted by the left.

[Alex Murphy]

ROTFL! Nice post!