Add to the list: cement blocks, guitar strings, good sewing scissors, kitchen knives, leatherman tools, exacto knives, and large rocks from the garden. And oh, socks filled with quarters. Nun chucks. Oak tree branches. We should all just have our arms pinned down at all times and no harm will occur.
Ever hear of feet? The finishing touches attached ends of those other limbs, called legs? Lethal!
"Guitar strings?"
Honest, Judge-ya gotta believe me!!!! I had no idea that my picking drove all those neighbors to suicide. I always thought it was because they envied my talent.
Now that you mention it, the last time I changed my strings I pricked a finger and it BLED. Can I sue D'Addario for my pain, suffering and "mental trauma"?
After all, I'm soooooo traumatized that now I'll have to take my guitars in to the shop and PAY for them to change them.
:-)