"I am proud to be a Bush-bot."
i.e. I love Illegal Immigration, inching us toward socialized medicine, liberal education policies, and campaign Finance reform
"A Cheney Chick."
see above, but add "differs with Bush on Gay agenda"
I'll leave Rummy alone...but
"Dr. Rice 2008"
i.e. pro-abbortion and pro-palestine
Wait there is a difference? They sure seem like the same party anymore