No, what's bothering you is your suspicion that I'm right, and your awareness of what it would cost you to admit that.
Nope. I know without a doubt that it's what's inside that makes the man. I like the way I look, and just as importantly, my family does too. Well, it's important that my wife does anyway because....well...for obvious marital reasons. She obviously approves, as she gave me gift certificate to my favorite tattoo parlor for my birthday.