"FBI, Homeland Security and Joint Terrorism Task Force are already on the scene."
Yeah, just your typical suicide: FBI, Homeland Security, etc. are on it. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along... Move along!!!!!
Relax, folks. It was probably a right-wing extremist. On his way to bomb an abortion clinic when he set himself off prematurely.
Or maybe it was Richard Jewell.
No need for the FBI. This is clearly a case for Chief Moose and Eddie Compass.