[Wampus SC]

So a RINO, a HINO, a WINO, a CINO, a FRino, The Man From Glad, a wannabe guru and a shark were sitting at a bar. The Man From Glad says, "I'm running for office and there's no way I can lose". "How's that?", says the barmaid. "Because I've got so many ziploc bags that I can hide all my dirty laundry!" (rimshot! cowbell!)

So the barmaid says to the wannabe guru, "What'cha have?" The wannabe guru says, "Nothing, I'm trying to reach Nibbana!" (ba-da-bing!) The barmaid says, "Vodka! Straight! Lots of it!" (rimshot! ba-da-bing! drumroll! ting!)

So the shark says, "I saw my buddies swimming behind a cruise ship today. They heard Felos was on board and were waiting for him to think about it sinking!"(ba-da-boom!) Then the shark says, "I saw Jeb Bush" -- and everybody got up and ran home to board up for a hurricane! (fanfare!)

Thank you! Thank you! Don't forget to tip the waitresses, Hillary the lavatory assistant, and all our other hard working girls! Thank you and good night! See you next month!

[BykrBayb]

I love the new sign. I bet Howard the maintenance man was up all night making it.
I guess he's good for more than just sweeping up Cocoa Puffs and cuckoo vomit.

[floriduh voter]

ATTENTION FREEPERS: I am busy with the new kitten, FEMA, whom I rescued before Wilma. If I'm not here, I'm calling FEMA. (get it?)

Secondly, the Dirty Laundry Thread on CRIST, RICE and other politicians who we want to send to the private sector will be going until the September 2006 Primary. However, in spite of little FEMA, if I get any new dirt on CRIST, FORMER PINELLAS SHERIFF EVERETT RICE, JIM KING, etc., I'll bump Dirty Laundry which is in chat.

More dirt is on the way because now I hear that Crist is against abortion but OBVIOUSLY, he's not pro-life because he never investigated Terri's neglect and abuse and CRIST LIED about not seeing any DCF Complaints.