Can't you and Bob pick on someone else ... used car salesmen, roofers, infomercial personalities, customer non-service employees? There must be some other group at which you can hurl your broad generalizations!
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My lawyer's one of the good guys.
Besides, I've read there are noise ordinances all around the levies -- lawyers would not be a good choice.
And most people think their own farts don't smell as bad as everyone else's.