[Thatcherite]

OK, do that, find this fossel record for me. There is NO fossel record which proves evolution. Not one. Nothing. No hobbit bones, Nothing.

OK, I've spotted that you are a Loki troll now going for the comedy vote. Pretending to be ignorant for laughs.

[FostersExport]

Nah, this is the way the evolution debate usually goes.

Creationist: “There’s NO evidence.”

Scientist (GCSE standard or above): “Here’s a bunch of it”.

Creationist: *fingers in ears; eyes closed* “There’s NO evidence. Oh and here’s why carbon dating sucks. And here are ten scientists who believe in God.”