Not Nick Cage -- Howie Long. And that alone should have warned you to stay away.
What was that gawdawful movie Cage was in where he played a self-destructive drunk? "Leaving Las Vegas" or some-such?
Absolutely horrid. I actually sat through it (on video rather than a theater, thank heavens) JUST to see if it got any better.
It only got worse. Of course, the critics ADORED it. Unbelievable crap.