I remember watching it, thinking "Just sink already."
I actually liked "Titanic" but on repeated viewing the dialogue DOES start to get to you.
Examples:
Rose to her creepy financee as the boat is sinking: "You unspeakable bastard!"
Alernate line by me: "Somebody push this creep overboard."
Architect of ship to Rose as the ship is sinking" I'm sorry I couldn't build you a better ship, young Rose"
Alternate line: Rose to architect: "NOW you tell me.!
Rose to Leo: I'll never let go, I'll never let go as Jack sinks slowly to the ocean bottom.
Alternate line: "You know Jack, I'm gonna live to be a 110 year old lady but...err...not you --sorry about your luck!
Jack chained to post by constable on ship as he sees water coming into room (ship sinking)"This is bad!"
Alternate line: OH SH***T!!!
Jack to Rose as she attempts to use axe to release his handcuffs "Take a few practice swings"
Alternate line: "You can't hit the side of a barn! I think I'll just drown with my hand still attached!"
Any more??