[malakhi]

I wanted to be a spaghetti acolyte, but I can't stand the sight of sauce.

To a pastafarian, is Atkins "he who must not be named?

And those with celiac disease are just plain out of luck.

[moog]

To a pastafarian, is Atkins "he who must not be named?

Is a vegetarian an anti-pastafarian???

[js1138]

Actually, the chaos prior to the great noodle extrusion is referred to as antepasta.