If you ever get the chance to read my books, you will realize why your comment is ... so ... very ... funny.
I have a diametrically opposed set of personalities. Dr. Jekyll, the effete gentleman and bon vivant, writes delicate and sensitive poetry ...
... while lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on the unemployed keyboard, is Mr. Hyde, writer of ... *books*.
I suppose that I shall have to add your writings to my reading list. It's just that you said you were going to be sick....Were you having an attack of effetism?