[Bassfire]

Oh good grief! Get a motel!..... Next Weekly World News Headline: "Cindy carrying Jesse's love child"?

[riri]

My lazy alter ego is tempted to join the dark side. I think of all the money and time I will save on things like cosmetics, clothes, hair, ironing. I can wake up in the morning and throw on some gender neutral clothing, get my haircut at the barber down the street for $7. There are some benefits to becoming a moonbat...(: