Brian | Are you the Judean People's Front? |
Reg | F--- off. |
Brian | What? |
Reg | Judean People's Front. (scoffs) We're the People's Front of Judea. Judean People's front, caw. |
Francis | Wankers. |
Brian | Can I join your group? |
Reg | No. Piss off. |
Brian | I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody. |
PFJ | [nervously] Sssh! Ssssh, sssh, sssh, ssssh. |
Judith | Are you sure? |
Brian | Oh. Dead sure... I hate the Romans already. |
Reg | Listen. If you really wanted to join the PFJ, you'd have to really hate the Romans. |
Brian | I do. |
Reg | Oh yeah? How much? |
Brian | A lot! |
Reg | Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f---ing Judean People's Front |
PFJ | [together, nodding in agreement] Yeah |
Judith | [disgusted] Splitters |
Francis | And the Judean Popular Peoples Front. |
PFJ | Oh yeah. Splitters. |
Loretta | And the peoples Front of Judea. |
PFJ | Splitters. |
Reg | What? |
Loretta | The Peoples front of Judea. Splitters. |
Reg | We're the Peoples front of Judea. |
Loretta | Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front. |
Reg | Peoples Front! [scoffs] |
Francis | Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg? |
Reg | He's over there. |
[A single old man sits on a lower seat.] | |
PFJ | [To the old man.] SPLITTER! |
I was just looking for that dialog.