[MNJohnnie]

Y'know, a deodorant concession could make a killing in that crowd...

No, he would die penniless. Deodorant and regular bathing are tools of capitalist conformity rejected by the enlightened fat, ugly upper middle class white liberators to show their solidarity with the poor oppressed brothers and sisters in the developing world.

[Fintan]

Y'know, you've got point there.

And I've got 20 bucks for anyone who can tell me what these harpies are screeching.