I think we have a guy here that can top that. This has been about ten years ago but I was in the restroom and the guy comes out of the #2 stall and heads straight for the door. He also had a half eaten Hostress cupcake in his hand.
Gross!!!
Why not just toss the cupcake into the toilet, and cut out the middleman?
omg...that is the first time I have ever spit a lit cigarrette out my mouth by laughing! Thanks! :-)