Keep us posted as long as you can -- but not at the expense of your personal safety please.
A chunk of packing foam with a hole punched halfway through and a quantity of duct tape ought to solve the sprinkler head problem. Or you can disconnect the sprinkler head . . . probably won't need to water the lawn for the next few days . . .
But I don't want the foam to batter the window for the 10 hours of wind we're going to get.
Don't worry. We'll get that sucker where he won't even consider moving!