[ARealMothersSonForever]

I lost track on the last thread about the proper way to tar 'n feather a d@mn yankee. Proper etiquette dictates that we clear up the indoor vice outdoor method. Still got "bees" in my fingers from cuttin' wood.

[Alia]

Don't know. Yet. But got this joke via email, today:
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A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in GA one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready [fixin] to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee? "

She replied, "Well, just go ahead and jump, you dumb-arsed Yankee