[Jack Black]

Gee, maybe we should all refrain from drinking, especially sailors. On holidays. Yeah, that's the root cause problem here. Maybe we should not be smart-alecs to our masters, er, I mean public servants. WHATEVER !

[GodBlessUSA]

Huh, what are you talking about? We don't know the full circumstances of the boardings. The details are not provided in this article to come to a conclusion of whether the Coast Guard did anything wrong. You can't be drunk and drive a boat legally, you do know that right?

Also, suggestion, don't drink and drive and be a smartalec to the Police Officer who pulls you over because you just want to have fun.