Whilst you attempting the same would require the aid of nothing less than deus ex machina to bring the matter to a successful consummation! Needless to say, we won't be looking for you to be caught with the Goddess in flagrante delicto any time soon....
[we are truly bored, eh?]
So bored, I'm seeing double.
Your attempted adoration of the goddess would begin as comedy and end as tragedy. Although one must admire your theatrical ambition, it would be best if you left such matters to those more accomplished in the art.