The words on the page are the words on the page, but how one understands them is a matter of interpretation. You, not untypically, assume that your reading is the only one that is not an interpretation -- and that everyone else's reading is errant.
Why do you feel the need to mock others?
Pointing out that your interpretation of scripture is, in fact, an interpretation constitutes mockery? My, you're sensitive.
Are you a professional drummer?