[PatrickHenry]

I refuse to abandon Pastafarianism unless the Goddess permits me to touch her with MY Noodly Appendage.....

I filed my application for the position of Consort long before your obscene post. And as for your appendage, I doubt that Her Divinity would even notice it.

[Vive ut Vivas]

Of course I wouldn't notice it. I'm not omniscient, remember?

:-(

[Vive ut Vivas]

And perhaps I can have many Consorts. I'm flexible, I'm a swinger.

[b_sharp]

"I filed my application for the position of Consort long before your obscene post. And as for your appendage, I doubt that Her Divinity would even notice it.

It sounds like longshadow isn't really firm in his desire to be the consort of Her Divinity. Noodly appendages aren't really of much use to a Goddess, considering the stiff competition available.