Hey, we can go for bits/bytes/bps, Cisco, Cat5(5e, 6), DTE/DCE....subnet....
Hey, who you callin' a weeny? (I'm female...I don't have one...grin.)
Ah, they'd probably put the whole thing up for sponsorships -- "the 2006 Hurricane Season, brought to you by Microsoft, with Hurricane Longhorn strengthing while tropical storm Outlook brews in the Carribean."