Good grief. Here I am in southeast Texas trying to find out if I'm gonna get blown away, and now I have to put up with this crap.
You two get a room! Please don't create white noise for us!
Pretty please?
Please do what you can to prepare for this thing! It ain't a joke! You have a way to evacuate?
Me, too. If you blow by, holler! I'll do likewise.
Where are you?