Re: "Guests have included the Commander in Chief, the Vice President, Governor of Louisiana, Mayor of New Orleans, Parish Presidents, the CNO"
Berthing for Mayor Nagin should be down in the enlisted ranks - give him a tooth brush to scrub the head and see how long it takes for him to schedule an air conditioned Greyhound bus with a toilet to his new home in Dallas.
HA HA!! We would've given him a "pink belly" and sent him on his sorry ass way!! Scrubbing the head is too good for him!