[HitmanLV]

Only barely related, this reminds me of a very funny episode in my past that even women within earshot laughed at heartily. I know a very sexually inexperienced mid 20s male who is a nice guy, but no game at all and no stones to speak of.

His plan was to find a mature women in her 40s - fit, attractive, vivacious, and single. His hope was that her patient, loving, and tender hand would introduce him to the world of carnal pleasures with a woman. He reasoned that such a woman would be of unique maturity, wholly comfortable with her sexuality enough to lovingly, patiently, and generously teach him the art of lovemaking.

All I could say, after listening for a couple of minutes, was "Hey, you've never actually met a woman in her 40s, have you?" EVERYONE (man, woman, young, old) in earshot busted a gut laughing.

To this day, he has gone nowhere towards making his initiation into manhood a reality. It's a dumb plan, in any event. :-)

[Utilizer]

Lol. But that is only an observation that the more experienced of us are truly understanding of. I am not surprised that He tended to have a glorified perception of a particular type of woman. *grin* On the other hand, I can think of one or two women that would have just wrung 'is washer from the getgo if he had met them, lol...