[You Dirty Rats]

my wife doesn't even treat me like a "GI in Bangkok". Just a little roll in the sheets and done, no fun.... part of me wishes I had searched harder for a good Catholic girl..

You should have looked for a BAD Catholic girl!

[Schwaeky]

yeah true... but I want someone that's not going to run around on me either..

as for bad catholic girls, the ones in warren county are snobs, the not many in surrounding counties but over in union county they're too bad (s-word for starters) esp. in Sturgis and Uniontown...