[MadIvan]

I suppose some women think advertising their promiscuity is a "turn-on" for men.

Not me. I prefer a woman who is a lady in public, and saves being a wildcat for private moments. And indeed, is a monogamous wildcat. ;)

Kind of like the guys who insist on telling me they have no need for Viagra, or the one at the bar who boasted that in college he singlehandedly kept the Trojan condom company in business.

There are moments in life where Graham Chapman, dressed as the Colonel from Monty Python, should burst in and say, "Stop that, stop that, it's silly."

Regards, Ivan

[Dont Mention the War]

Am I the only person in this thread who believes the author of this letter doesn't exist, and that the entire thing was made up by the columnist? (I could go into the reasons why, if anyone cares, but if they don't I don't want to type it out, heh heh.)