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To: HitmanNY
My local supermarkets (Smiths & Albertsons) in Spring Valley has more attractive women waiting to be noticed than I would ever have imagined!

Note to self: next time I'm at Mandalay Bay, make time to stop by Albertson's... ;)

512 posted on 09/17/2005 12:22:05 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: Mr. Jeeves; HitmanNY
My local supermarkets (Smiths & Albertsons) in Spring Valley has more attractive women waiting to be noticed than I would ever have imagined!

LOL...well, then, to level this playing field, I feel it only fair I provide a great tip for women seeking to meet fascinating men: go to your town or city's local building department, where architects file their plans with the town or city. Bring some large poster paper rolled up, and just wait on line.

If you have a pleasant demeanror and do not look like post #5 on this thread, then, every gentlman on that line will offer his place to you, ask if he can help you file, or will strike up a genial conversation about what you may be building.

I am serious here. There are usually all men on those lines. VISIONARY, talented men. And, they are thrilled to see the same IN A WOMAN. It's like meeting someone from the same planet when you least expected it.

Architects are great guys, ladies. And, remember - George Costanza on Seinfeld always lied and said he was an architect. You can, too! :)

PS I am only joking about telling a lie. I never lie. But, I did have real reason to have to stand on one of those lines, and after all the attention I got, I thought to myself: Good grief, if I ever feel like meeting a new guy, THIS IS WHERE I WILL DO IT: THE DEPT OF BUILDINGS. WHO KNEW!

I think it's sort of like the Home Depot love stories you hear about, when they get married after they both bought the same hammer or something. :)

And, don't ask me any more questions about this advice! Just take it if you like it! Ignore it if you don't! :)
520 posted on 09/17/2005 12:32:21 PM PDT by summer
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Good gravy, pal - when visiting friends ask me to take them to a local strip club, I sincerely tell them that the action is much better at my local supermarket! While they tend to not take their top off for $20, you can meet them for coffee sometime and hey, the night is young!


536 posted on 09/17/2005 12:45:58 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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