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To: MadIvan
I recently encountered a lady who told me in no uncertain terms that she was expecting a Dior watch, trips to exotic places and to be "treated like a princess" as part of a relationship.

Welcome to Fantasy Island, sweetie! :-)

418 posted on 09/17/2005 11:03:54 AM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: HitmanNY

Update to that story. She just phoned me whilst out with friends to let me know she was about to consume some red wine. She also wanted to tap into my knowledge of New York, as I've been there many times, and wanted to know if I'd ever heard of "Fleet Week".

"No." I replied. "Should I have?"

"It's when a whole bunch of sailors come to New York and there's a big ball. It was mentioned on Sex in the City."

"Not to put too fine a point on it, my priorities are quite different to those of the ladies on Sex in the City."

"But they're MY priorities."

So to recap - she was phoning me, someone she possibly considered a prospect - to ask about my knowledge of New York, so she could lie with half the American Navy (lads, don't do it).

I hung up as quickly as possible. Time to change numbers, I think.

Regards, Ivan


504 posted on 09/17/2005 12:11:45 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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