To: MadIvan
I recently encountered a lady who told me in no uncertain terms that she was expecting a Dior watch, trips to exotic places and to be "treated like a princess" as part of a relationship. An honest woman who wants to bargain! OK, I would reply that I want GOOD home-cooked meals at least five days a week, a clean house, and to be treated like a GI in Bangkok at least four times a week.
36 posted on
09/17/2005 7:20:14 AM PDT by
You Dirty Rats
(Roberts = CHIEF; 'Rats = GRIEF)
To: You Dirty Rats
An honest woman who wants to bargain! OK, I would reply that I want GOOD home-cooked meals at least five days a week, a clean house, and to be treated like a GI in Bangkok at least four times a week.Well she was honest to the point of telling me that she didn't want to do any of that sort of thing. And I hadn't even asked her to.
Regards, Ivan
39 posted on
09/17/2005 7:21:08 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: You Dirty Rats
LOL. Great response. And you know what? I know women who would have signed right there, because you were funny, and honest and also willing to bargain!
Ah, love!
53 posted on
09/17/2005 7:30:19 AM PDT by
Mama25
(The only chaps a girl can trust are those she wears)
To: You Dirty Rats
...coffee meets keyboard...
To: You Dirty Rats
458 posted on
09/17/2005 11:34:56 AM PDT by
SteveH
(First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
To: You Dirty Rats
now that's a fair bargain... my wife doesn't even treat me like a "GI in Bangkok". Just a little roll in the sheets and done, no fun....
part of me wishes I had searched harder for a good Catholic girl..
823 posted on
09/17/2005 8:32:39 PM PDT by
Schwaeky
(The Republic, will be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!)
To: You Dirty Rats
An honest woman who wants to bargain! OK, I would reply that I want GOOD home-cooked meals at least five days a week, a clean house, and to be treated like a GI in Bangkok at least four times a week. Can you imagine her jaw hitting the floor when you say that?? I sure can. LOL
1,177 posted on
09/19/2005 2:02:02 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(An elected Legislature can trample a man's rights as easy as a King can.)
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