Lol. Yar, but there is nothing worse than being labled something you are not. It is one thing for an accusation to be factually based, quite another to be on the receiving end of a baseless charge.
True enough! As for me, I like a bad reputation! To each their own, and good luck! ;-)
Since there are so many jerks in the world, you're going to be accused of nonsense all the time. Best just to see it for what it is and not let it bother you.
Oh, I think I can go one better.
One of my co-workers (a very hansome bodybuilder type, married to a drop dead gal) was brought up on sexual harrassment charges by the mousey secretary for his department.
Seems the man scratched himself in her presence, and a week later she reported it as an advance.
Of course, the fact he had just spent three hours in a chemical suit didn't have anything to do with it...