Bloody 'ell; I am not a female. I am just not as good at subtle hints as they are. But come on; it's been almost a year since we first started seeing each other and almost eight months continually that she has been attempting to communicate with Me. Give us a break here. I KNOW she is not as unintelligent as some I have met in the past.
Hey, you know the story better than I do. All that I'd point out is that your tactic isn't accomplishing what you thought it would, so maybe you better try something different.