Is it nice and shiny? It doesn't even have to work as long as it is nice and new and shiny.
Of course it's nice and shiny. See here, I've got this great study that shows it's shinier than any other car out there, AND it gets such great gas mileage, that each time you fill up the tank you'll get money BACK! (we call it a "prebate") That way even poor people can have a nice shiny used car!