"In a freak occurance, much of Los Angelos fell into darkness today as a temporary power outage fell over the city.
"Early reports blame the outage on an experimental electric generating plant in use which obtains electricity via the energy of the collective consciousness of the city harnessed into hatred for President Bush and his administrations.
"Speculaton centers on the resignation of FEMA director Brown. This is the first time that the direct object of the plant's focus of anger has been fulfilled. It is thought that this brought a momentary calm amongst the liberals in the city. The loss of anger energy may have overloaded the city's distribution system.
"Power was slowly being restored as the liberal anger was refocused to Judge Roberts, whose Supreme Court Nomination hearings started today.
"Local officials promised to find a republican to blame for the failure to provide backup power in case Robert's quiet demeanor makes it impossible to evoke sufficient hatred to make up for the lost power.
"'In the future, we will make sure to always have at least TWO attacks running at all times against Bush, to ensure that power can be maintained during disasters like the Brown Resignation', a local official was quoted as saying.
Excellent! Man you're a quick thinker.