[JasonC]

Now they think brains are hair, and they can create them with dye. And they wonder why we think they are stupid.

[Tall_Texan]

And they wonder why we think they are stupid.

I remember a stand-up comic who told the following joke:

A guy wanders through a field and begins talking to God. "God, why do you make women so beautiful?" God answers "So you'll like them." The guy then asks "Why do you make them so soft?" God answers "So you'll like them." The guy pauses, thinks for a moment and then asks "So, God, why do you make women so stupid?" And God answers "So they'll like you."