[dangus]

>>In a small sign of progress, authorities said the New Orleans airport will reopen to commercial flights on Sept. 19<<

"Miss, is there something you're not telling us?"
"Yes, we're out of coffee."

[dangus]

>> In a small sign of progress, authorities said the New Orleans airport will reopen to commercial flights on Sept. 19. Caldwell said water and power are functioning at the airport. <<

Umm, come to think of it: I guess that means the evacuation is off?

[dfwgator]

Waiting for Major Owens to claim that 20,000 blacks were eaten by sharks in the Gulf after Katrina washed them away.

[kinghorse]

MSM must be deeply saddened.

I heard a rumor that things were so "normal" at the Astrodome the reporters started going into the line and saying stuff like "did you hear what that dude behind you just said about your girl?" to see if they could raise a little ire for the cameras.

/kidding
//sorta

[AndrewB]

"Miss, is there something you're not telling us?"
"Yes, we're out of coffee."

Surely, you can't be serious...